

If I don't- (HEY!) come back a right away- (HEY) Give me tim- (MAN, CUT THAT s_! WHAT THE f_, MAN! Happy friendly s_, man. Bought my ticket I'ma have a run, in the maze. Feris-wheels & b_per-cars are fun, but those rides just aren't for everyone. At least you know what they're sayin's true. They're laughin' & they're pointin' at you. They look weird, they're sayin' somethin'. Get the picture?īack in doors, hey, at last. Watch yo' step, backdrop, caught yo foot at the ankle, SLIP! Screamin' off with a stump, feel somethin' in the rump. You outside, lots of places for creetins to hide. Slip down the slide, go faster, bed of nails, DISASTER! Quite screamin', yo. Drop it the phone's got a life of it's own. You still got one good arm, so it's on.Ĭan you hear? AH! Tongue in yo' ear. Let's watch the big d_ f_ up some more.Īlrighty, ain't no need to fear, if there's a way out it's gotta be near.

**I think he's a f_ing idiot, Jeff, I mean what can't of a_-hole can't find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a REAL d_-buffer to wind up here in the first place. *How's that sit with you Jimbo? First he gets plugged with bullets, then he gets his b_-plugged. WAIT! What's that!?! The walls are closin' in, f_ THAT! Hurry, run fo' yo' life.- OH. All that dissin' of the opposite s_ & look who just got they b_-hole flexed! OHHH! s_, YOU FELL FOR THAT!!! I ain't gonna tell you got yo' O-ring tapped. I'm Grim Love, & I'ma have a look at your, uh, "milkdud". The maze is a place of magick, many surprises, yo' d_ rises, lay down expect the best, in comes yo' lover with a hairy chest. Silk sheets, nice breeze, relax ninja take it with ease. Make a left, right left, now right, straight ahead some more. Ain't nothin' that we gotta sit & argue about. dead end? Doors locked? It's a long way back just knock. HAHAHA! So you got a few tacs in yo' b_, pick 'em all out & head right back down the halls.

**Let's see where Rick's adventures will lead the little d_-wipe. You can always witness spectacles truly amazing within the amazing maze. *That's right Jimbo, he looks like a ragdoll flippin' & spinnin' like that. Rick the d_'s in a bit of a jam there, Jeff. This really ain't s_, about a million tacs & the room spins a bit. (Keep runnin' time's a tickin' on the clock) You might wanna tie that stump up in a sock Turn right it might look the same, but you makin' tracks to the room of thumbtacs. Everything you get in the maze you have earned. f_, ain't know you's cryin' all day, you need to take yo' b_ a_ back down the hallway.
ICP AMAZING MAZE ALBUM SERIAL
Welcome to a theatrical thriller, meet Jack Dooby a serial killer with a chainsaw he takes yo' arm at the elbow, you get it back if you make it out, though. right!?! Good, begin the show go on ahead boy & open up the first door. Make a left just before you make a right & your left should be to your right if your left's right.

Got mad doors, & mad floors, hallways, crawlways, walls for days. I'm Violent J, I'll be your guide for the day, kay? Good. **Let's see how mister tough guy fairs up in. *d_face here is a wealthy entrepenuer, who smacks his wife around, & buys his way in & out of everything. *Let's meet today's volenteer, this is Rick. *Welcome to the Dark Carnival's Amazing Maze **Over five-thousand ways to get in & NO way out. *Hello ladies & gentlemen, I'm Jeff Nepul **& I'm Jimbo j_zm. ICP ICP - Twiztid - The Amazing Maze Lyrics
